February 2012
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on my dream-fuck
there’s this one girl i want to fuck so bad sometimes i forget she exists but then i see her and im like UGH she has a boyfriend who is several points less attractive than her why won’t you let me show you a good time why won’t you let me tell you what a whore you are god what is wrong with you, get with me
Feb 12th
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January 2012
13 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 27th
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if i didn't like a post of yours in the last 1/2...
seriously go away get gone leave this is assuming you have posted in the alst 3 days i guess
Jan 27th
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BECAUSE I AM.
toridori69: GIRL-GUTS LAUNCHES IN TWO HOURS!!! ARE YOU STOKED YET?! EIGHT MINUTES. BITCHES.
Jan 15th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 5th
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  Height: 5’9 Virgin? no Shoe Size: 9 Sexual Orientation: straight Do you Smoke? yes Do you Drink? occasionally Do you Take Drugs? not often Age you get mistaken for: >18 Have Tattoos? no Want any tattoos? sometimes Got any Piercings? no Want any piercings? no Best friend? i don’t have one Relationship status: single Biggest turn ons: good taste Biggest turn offs:...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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new years newds for every nude i am sent i will drink two shots of hard alcohol and then personally thank you
Jan 1st
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December 2011
60 posts
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Dec 30th
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i miss having followers →
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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real talk pt ii
youngadultfiction: I used to think I was non-photogenic but now I’ve concluded I’m just ugly
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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imagine if
my penis grew 1cm/a for the rest of my life i’d die with a metre+ long penis awesome
Dec 27th
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bad stand up
youngadultfiction: If there’s two things I simply cannot get the hang of they’re wrapping Chirtmas presents and sexually pleasuring another human being. To be fair, I don’t get more than a yearly opportunity at best to practise either.
Dec 24th
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a moderate will hang you from a lower tree.
hermeneutical: your presence is a hum that surrounds me,saying everything always has been / will be ok
Dec 24th
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real talk
svartdod: The best thing is to watch someone masturbate to you masturbating
Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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yo anon if you mean that tao lin post, i don't...
Dec 20th
Anonymous asked: Do I know you IRL?! Haha I can't tell!
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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unflattering oens
svartdod: I hope no one tries to open my computer because they will just find naked pictures e
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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amgee2 asked: cool dick
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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attn amgee
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? depends where i left them during the day, usually closed because after i use my come rag i close the closet 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? duh who doesnt do this?? even the super-rich do this i think. 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? they start tucket properly  4: Have you ever stolen a...
Dec 11th
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get at me
i think nelly put it best when he asked ‘what good is all the fame if you ain’t fuckin’ the models?’
Dec 9th
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dromvarld: every time i meet a cute girl i remind myself that girls dont like me and they end up not liking me so i dont think ive ever really made it past square one…ever
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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i hate seeing again something i’ve seen unless i liked it the first time so please stop reblogging
Dec 8th
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walterdavis asked: the oc was my favorite show when i was 12. i watched it every week
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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