January 2012
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new years newds
for every nude i am sent
i will drink two shots of hard alcohol
and then personally thank you
December 2011
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i miss having followers →
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real talk pt ii
youngadultfiction:
I used to think I was non-photogenic but now I’ve concluded I’m just ugly
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imagine if
my penis grew 1cm/a for the rest of my life
i’d die with a metre+ long penis
awesome
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bad stand up
youngadultfiction:
If there’s two things I simply cannot get the hang of they’re wrapping Chirtmas presents and sexually pleasuring another human being.
To be fair, I don’t get more than a yearly opportunity at best to practise either.
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a moderate will hang you from a lower tree.
hermeneutical:
your presence is a hum that surrounds me,saying
everything always has been / will be ok
real talk
svartdod:
The best thing is to watch someone masturbate to you masturbating
yo anon if you mean that tao lin post, i don't...
Anonymous asked: Do I know you IRL?! Haha I can't tell!
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unflattering oens
svartdod:
I hope no one tries to open my computer because they will just find naked pictures e
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amgee2 asked: cool dick
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attn amgee
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? depends where i left them during the day, usually closed because after i use my come rag i close the closet
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? duh who doesnt do this?? even the super-rich do this i think.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? they start tucket properly
4: Have you ever stolen a...
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get at me
i think nelly put it best when he asked ‘what good is all the fame if you ain’t fuckin’ the models?’
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dromvarld:
every time i meet a cute girl i remind myself that girls dont like me and they end up not liking me so i dont think ive ever really made it past square one…ever
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i hate seeing again something i’ve seen unless i liked it the first time
so please stop reblogging
walterdavis asked: the oc was my favorite show when i was 12. i watched it every week
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amgeewriting:
No babies
amy this is why you have to make it your primary one
whatifiwanttobeapurse asked: :)
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The woodchuck hasn’t been born yet
I’d rather keep than you as a pet.
You’ll sleep on wood shavings, I’ll comb your pelt.
That animal loved you, his captor,
whom he hated. I know just how he felt.
— michael robbins
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is it still me that makes you sweat?
thedarlingmermaiddarlings:
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. But it’s better if you do.
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likeloveadore asked: WAY TOO MUCH MONEY WTF
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WatchHE’S BEEN A SPACE MAN, HE’S BEEN A LAWYER, HE’S BEEN A COP.